The Facebook monster: babies

Any kids yet?

No, not yet. I don't have any kids.

Why not?

haha.. I find it a big commitment

No, they are cute. Once you have kids of your own, you will not find them troublesome at all. You should really have some. You have been married for many years rite?

Oh, yes. I am one of the earliest to get married in class?

yeah! But now most of us have 1-2 kids alreay.

I know, it is obvious from my facebook "friends" page. All are photos of super lovely babies. I cant keep track of all the names and ages, and what they did last week.

So, when are you going to have one?

Don't know??? When I have one I will have one?

Dont wait too long! You know, we are at that age already! not many years left.

Yes, I know. No worries, I can always adopt.

wont be the same. Will not have your lovely genes. you are smart and nice haha.. pretty too.

Oh, thank you! YOu have not seen me for ages.. some of that may have changed.

haha. you have not uploaded photos on your profile.

haha.. won't want to disappoint you.

Am I alone in this? I am sure millions of childless couple face this. Damn. 

Can we ban people from uploading photos of their kids? Afterall, you must use your real name. So use your real photos (uhhuhh, not sure about this... my photos? ewww..)

I did the unthinkable....

I know I have to lose weight .. and lose it fast. I did the unthinkable thing last week.. for the first time in my life:

I shaved.

I had this imaginary conversation with myself, after i took the cut:

I shaved.

Well big deal.

.... not legs.

Yeah, some women have hairy hands, and of course the arm pit.

No, not that...

Urrrhhh.. private areas?

No, it is "public".

Public?

MY FACE.

Have you ever shaved...there? (Question directed at females, males need not reply.)

Off all the shavings which I have done in my life. That was the most difficult cut. That was me waving a white flag, giving up "pulling", "plucking", whatever you call it.